plug it in!!

This is another joke i heard in my Sci-Fi class while having lunch. It made some of us laugh a whole lot (definitely a euphemism)

There was a man who just moved to USA. He didn't know a single word of English so he decided to go to some stores to learn some.
He walked past the opera house and hears "me me me ".
He walked past a restuarant and hears "FORKS AND KNIVES, FORKS AND KNIVES".
He walks past a candy store and hears "He stole my sucker!"
Then he walks home to his hotel and turns the TV on. He watched the the wall air freshener commercial and hears "Plug it in, plug it in."
The next day, he somehow walks by a murder scene. The police ask"Do you know who killed this man?"
The man says "me me me".
"How did you kill him?"
"FORKS AND KNIVES, FORKS AND KNIVES"
"Why did you do it?"
"He stole my sucker!"
"Well then, you know that we're gonna have to put you in the electric chair"
"Plug it in, Plug it in!"

Bush

So, I was surfing random websites today for some good jokes, and I found one that was made when Bush was still the president. Kinda mean, but it's hilarious.


An Indian doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says "That's nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian Doctor says "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone says "You fellows are way behind, we just took a man with absolutely no brain out of Texas, put him in the white house and now half the country is looking for work!" (copyright Way2crazy :D)



Ouch, he got pwned big time.

Life

I dunno why i like rainbows so much:

they're just so rainbowy :D