This is another joke i heard in my Sci-Fi class while having lunch. It made some of us laugh a whole lot (definitely a euphemism)
There was a man who just moved to USA. He didn't know a single word of English so he decided to go to some stores to learn some.
He walked past the opera house and hears "me me me ".
He walked past a restuarant and hears "FORKS AND KNIVES, FORKS AND KNIVES".
He walks past a candy store and hears "He stole my sucker!"
Then he walks home to his hotel and turns the TV on. He watched the the wall air freshener commercial and hears "Plug it in, plug it in."
The next day, he somehow walks by a murder scene. The police ask"Do you know who killed this man?"
The man says "me me me".
"How did you kill him?"
"FORKS AND KNIVES, FORKS AND KNIVES"
"Why did you do it?"
"He stole my sucker!"
"Well then, you know that we're gonna have to put you in the electric chair"
"Plug it in, Plug it in!"
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