So, I was surfing random websites today for some good jokes, and I found one that was made when Bush was still the president. Kinda mean, but it's hilarious.
An Indian doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says "That's nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian Doctor says "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone says "You fellows are way behind, we just took a man with absolutely no brain out of Texas, put him in the white house and now half the country is looking for work!" (copyright Way2crazy :D)
Ouch, he got pwned big time.
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